Kurt:Carmen Thibideaux is a classicist. So for your audition, let's try to avoid any shocking patterns and anything that says "look at me, I'm the center of attention and this primary color proves it."
Blaine:Kurt, wait - just stop - I have to tell you something.
Kurt:Oh no, you've got that look. That look I saw the night after Callbacks. If you cheat on me again, I will not accept sex addiction as an excuse.
Blaine:I don't want to audition for NYADA.
Kurt:Well, you can't get in on your reputation alone.
Blaine:, No, NYADA is just a performing arts school. That's all you can study there. I have other passions, other interests I might want to explore in college.
Blaine:I don't know - you know how much I love kids. I'd love to be a teacher like Mr. Schue or pre-med or something.
Kurt:Of course, how can I forget the numerous conversations we've had about you wanting to be a doctor?
Blaine:My passion for medicine has always been my secret shame. My first guy crush was George Clooney, aka Doctor Ross on ER. And it's no secret what my favorite Milton Bradley game is... It's such a great relief to be able to tell you this now. I'm just glad I did it before my audition... What?
Kurt:We're getting married. I know you and I get it. This is a sweet side of you that I don't get to see very often. You're scared.
Kurt:Look, when I first moved here I honestly felt like I was Crocodile Dundee, alright? The city is huge, the buildings are huge, and everywhere you look, it's all these beautiful people who seem like they've just come from this secret meeting on how to make it in the big city.
Blaine:What if I don't get in?
Kurt:You will. And if you don't, it won't matter. You're a performer. You're going to find the spotlight. And you can't shy away from your greatness just because you're afraid you aren't great enough. You have a gift. It wouldn't be right to let you hide that away.
Blaine:Thanks for knowing me. I love you.
Kurt:I love you too, and we're in this together. I can't stop you from failing, but I can promise to make it safe if you do. And I think Santana should do your makeup.